Trump Emphasizes National Unity, ‘Poetry of Community’ in Concession Speech to Biden (Clearly Labeled Satire)

The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump (image from Library of Congress)

Citing “America’s long and cherished tradition of the peaceful transference of power,” President Donald Trump conceded the 2020 presidential race to former vice president Joe Biden early Saturday evening in a televised address from the Oval Office, calling on all Americans to “support my successor in his…