This was a pretty unique piece, but I'm surprised "they" let it get published.

It's the kind of article that is best enjoyed with peanut butter and bananas (but never any mayonnaise unless you happen to be watching "An Officer and a Gentleman").

I do wonder how those who identify as "they/them" will take this article, though. But that's just where my head is at these days, I guess.

Oh crikey! It's 10:25 and Burger Bargain quits serving breakfast at 10:30! It's a 2-minutes drive ... whew, I can still get there by 10:27 and place an order for myself and the other 15 people in the office.

Gotta run ... I just hope they have low-carb croissants at the ready.